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Showing posts with label humor web internet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor web internet. Show all posts

Saturday, March 29, 2008

..:: goodnight google ::..

The Internet twilight zone continues...

For any of you that read my blog post from yesterday, check this out... the Internet abnormalities continue today.

I closed my day out yesterday with a series of strange happenings on the Internet... strange anomalies to the status quo. Now this isn't necessarily a bad thing, change can be good. I like change, I like to get a break from the ordinary, a departure from the cliche. I mean, lets face it that's kind of what this blog is all about.

Still, recent online events have somewhat taken me by surprise, and it all started when I hit the end of the Internet, did a u-turn and started back again... freaky I know! It is as if I am now surfing through an alternate dimension in cyberspace. (If you don't know what I am talking about read yesterdays blog.) First weird things were happening with my blogger comments... then I had an epiphany of Google's inept attempt at lending a helping hand to the handicap... then, I wake up this morning, go online to do some research, pull up my favorite search engine - Google of course, (ineptitude aside they still offer the best searching capabilities), and this is what I see...


Yeah...Google Gone Black!... Lights Out... Goodnight Google!

Your starting to believe my alternate universe cyberspace theory aren't you? I'm telling you... freaky things are going on... FREAKY THINGS!

I wish I had never taken that fateful trip to Eric's blog and followed that wicked little link that sent me to the edge of the Internet. Things may never be the same again. Then again, this might be fun. The net was getting a little too predictable anyway. Maybe it is time to throw a little more creativity into the cliche, spice things up a bit.

So, thanks Eric. You have helped me to opened the portal to a whole new world of cyberspace-surprises... an Internet-wonderland! Who knows what could happen next... a magenta myspace... a yellow Yahoo! Anything could happen! Yaaaahooooooo!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

..:: captcha what? ::..

Okay so I am trying to leave a comment on one of my friends blogs tonight, when all of the sudden I see this message pop up in the spot where the captcha image is supposed to be...


Okay... so, what now... Am I actually supposed to type in "Visual verification" as my captcha message? I mean, what the heck is this all about? I'm freaked out... I don't know what to do. My familiar routine has been broken.

There are some strange things going on in the Internet world tonight... first of all, I'm surfing along, minding my own business, chilling on Eric M's blog when all the sudden I reach a complete dead end... the end of the Internet as we know it - (see post). So I make a u-turn and head back into what I thought was "normality" and then I run into this little snafu... what the heck is going on? I'm scared!

Kidding... I'm not actually scared... well, maybe just a little. But there is something definitely not right with the world tonight.

Oh yeah, and one more thing. Take another good look at this image...



Do you see the little blue handicap dude sitting in his wheelchair? I really do not get the point of this.

Apparently this little blue "wheelchair dude" is an audio alternative to the captcha image for people who cannot see. You click on "little blue wheelchair dude" and you get a a scrambled audio version of a captcha image instead of having to read it.

??????

Does anybody else see the irony in that? I mean, if Mr. blind web surfer cannot see the captcha image, how in the heck is he going to find the little blue handicap dude in order to click on him?

Heck, the little blue handicap dude is smaller and harder to see than the captcha image. Not only that, but how is the blind surfer going to even know where his mouse cursor is on the screen, much less position it over the little blue handicap dude. I mean come on Google... I thought you guys were supposed to be so brilliant. Kinda dropped the ball on that one... I'm just sayin'